snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

daftpup:

i hate when people saying taking selfies is being “self-obsessed” and “conceited” shut the fuck up and let people like themselves

questiun:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house