rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell